I'm not sure if he is comparing the negotiations or blaming Obama for the fact that the price of "Eurasian" mistresses has risen. Obama is ruining the mistress economy!

People keep bringing up the timing issue as though it's evidence of some, but it's not like he crafted Thriller or Dark Side of The Moon in a couple of months. He made this flaming mediocrity.

Wow. Hadn't seen Breaking Bad? What a LOSER

Not all personal desires are equal in a public place. My desire to read to myself does not impede upon anyone else's desires in any way. But this lady's desire to shout a children's book across a hushed cabin interfered with everyone else's plans. She was like, "Oh, you wanted to read Cosmo? And you wanted to do…

I thought it was a hat shaped like a penis before the main image loaded.

There is a close up shot of the wounds so a trigger warning might be needed.

Sometimes I like what Nintendo is ACTUALLY best at is creating great franchises and then not utilizing them fully.

Good grief. I don't actually care about this, I was just having fun. Sorry if you weren't.

True Story: I had these big, black spiders that would congregate at my back door and try to rush in when I opened it to let my dog out. It was creepy, like they were lying in wait. Once, a super giant one made it in and when I turned, in a panic, to grab a newspaper to kill it with, I lost it in my kitchen. It was…

Its funny how so many people responding to you just assume what you said is true and tried to fashion some unsupported explanation for your unfounded claim. People are fascinating! BTW, great job creating a "dragon" thread!

I it meants that the English took all the beauty boxes and gave them homes. A small % of them. Quietly.

The homeless are quieter now because they're trying to buy beauty boxes?

I'm a big fan of QUILTBAG for purely pronunciation-related reasons... It's nice to have a term that doesn't feel like a litany of obscure letters. I also like "queer" as a catch-all, but understand that not all people who fall under some form of gender or sexual minority self-identify as "queer."

That hacker would owe me a new BABY, because I would just leave the old, haunted one out in the woods somewhere.

For some reason I read the headline as "terrible merman". I was like, why do the merpeople have our mail?

You know, I am pretty sure they have to go through all of that and deliver it. I think that is the law. Can you imagine if you received 2 years worth of junk mail?

This threatening is disgusting, and any place doing it should be shut down. It is far and away more disgusting than anything listed here. I'm not saying it doesn't happen (though I've never seen it happen working in food service, but then again I only did banquets/fast food/ dining hall stuff), but the fact that you…

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

Its fine that they didn't want to redact the boys' names (I commented on the other article that I didn't think they should be), but it would have been nice if they had redacted the names of the women involved, which are included they you actually read through the messages that they posted.

I used to sell cars and had to xerox the license of everybody who test drove a car. If you were a complete a-hole to me, I would stop at the nearest magazine rack and fill out at least a dozen subscription cards in your name. Selections were chosen on being least suited to my impression of your taste.