Agreed... I LOVE things in this genre, and I think I would otherwise really like the show, but am so turned off my sexual violence that once it happens I'm done forever. I don't get the appeal.

I wouldn't dress up nicely to see the President or the Queen, because I am ALPHA AS FUCK.

Oh bummer, what miserable SOBs. Maybe it's because I go at 6am and people are too tired to snark? Hahahaha

and out of interest, what brought you to Jezebel? It's generally thought to be a feminist blog. Why read it if you're so antipathetic to its message?

You missed everything, apparently.

Lol! Are you calling me a slut?! Oh, honey. You're kind of pathetic, aren't you?

unless its Venus de Milo bending over to show her butt cheeks in sheer lululemons.

yes this drive me nuts too. However, punctuation goes inside quotations.

See, I was thinking of just mixing it in with more vodka.

How do you know what flavor jellybean the milk is? Is it all the flavors at once? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST ANSWER ME DAMMIT.

"I'm not racist, because only a racist could possibly conceive of a situation or idea that might be considered racist. Therefore YOU are the racist, racist!"

They were too distracted by the skirts to remember the difference between "sit," "roll over" and "eat the principal." On reflecting, they probably shouldn't have been taught that last command in the first place, but the vice-principal insisted.

Don't be surprised, there is no reason not to use a wooden board for raw meat. It's all I have ever used. Wood is better than plastic unless the plastic is brand new and never been used. Once you cut the plastic it's almost impossible to clean all the cuts out.

We need the Ask A Clean Person lady to give us advice on the best way to wash our cutting boards sufficiently. I do a scrub with soapy water. What else? Would pouring boiling water over it be better? (That's a serious question, because in my head boiling water is the top thing in my kitchen cleaning arsenal.)

I hope someone offers both so she can spend her last days with her beloved dog.

Yes. My grandparents think Obama and Biden are "of the devil." I tell them he's my boyfriend and they flip the fuck out.

Hi, nice to meet you. My hair is down to my thighs, and I'll happily acknowledge being "weird," but I've yet to have anybody call me "creepy." Except, apparently, judgmental strangers on the internet who care way, way too much about other people's hair preferences.

Assertion not in evidence. Demonstrate that having women in combat positions hurts the military. Then demonstrate that this change to the military hurts "all of us."

She's in 5th grade. I think we can wait a while to worry about what this means about what kind of a person she is. That's still a little kid. LOL

I'M GOING THERE. (sorry, I seem to have developed a very niche version of verbal diarrhea in which I must announce this fact to anyone who mentions New Zealand ever since booking my tickets)