Somehow I don't think you've read these sagas, because that it is in no way comparable.

Except that's not true at all - take the two Icelandic sagas I just read back-to-back. They literally have the same scene in both of them, but different things happened. The exact same character acts completely different and has a different relationship to her father in them. There is no way anyone, in olden times or…

I'm surprised a lock on the door isn't under "necessary things". I mean, I feel uncomfortable when I'm in a bathroom without a lock, because enough people have walked in or tried to walk in on me in the past. Urgh.

Okay, Dwight.

Plus: everyone will avoid you when they see you drinking sunblock

In my time as an English major I've studied ancient Irish saga and ancient Icelandic sagas, and never once have we been told that anything in any of these is actual fact. I mean come on, it's not like people back then didn't like to tell stories as well.

Every time I see an entry on this list that actually amuses me and I click through to TMZ I have to hateread the comments. Yes, person with dozens of comments on TMZ articles, I'm sure you are the best person to ask if things are classless. You must be the epitome of class.

I wouldn't mind them so much if they weren't so ugly. >_o

The skin tight bodysuit has been complained about since it came into existence. The complaints have just died down now because it's been so long.

You're off in comparing this to the real world, in that women in the real world can make choices on their clothing; Samus does not exist and cannot, so what she "wants" doesn't exist. She has no wants and will wear whatever the designers choose to make her wear. She is not wearing heels "for herself" because she's a…

"Samus does what Samus wants" is a strange thing to say about a character that doesn't exist. This is the difference between when divinity talks about what women do as humans and what Samus does in the game; Samus is not a human woman that can actively make informed design choices for herself. She doesn't want…

Have you yet gotten the one where everyone ignores what you say about yourself and insist that you must think of people in suits as better than people dressed in ripped jeans, despite whatever you may think? Because that one's my favorite whenever I speak out against dress codes/business attire.

I think they need a new engineer if they can't figure this out.

it is wrong because it is sexist. Also actively promoting "BE THIN YOU UGLY FATTY" like the media does is also bad, and sexist because it focuses almost entirely on women as well.

This started out just like a spam comment...I was totally waiting for "My sister in law's step kid spends at least 30 hours a week working, until he worked at c@$hmOney .com"

You're that parent in the 1900s saying "I'll never allow my children to ride in electric cars! You get a horse thank you very much! All these people now can't wait 3 days to get 50 miles away, they're so impatient and addicted to their cars!

That's the exception, not the norm in my experience - I went to a private high school and had friends in other private high schools and none of them were like that.

Seriously, there's no way this car is just going around driving like the rest of us, with the chance of being hit by bad drivers, right? Especially after Princess Diana?

Anything that extends the term "gamer" to someone who Kotaku readers don't want to acknowledge as gamers gets hackles up, unfortunately. Their super-secret club is being invaded by "cool kids" taking quizzes! The worst.

That's true of quizzes as well, or at least many quizzes, where there are more possible answers than actual answers. Just going to Buzzfeed's quiz homepage and glancing at it shows a few like that - "What Country Do You Actually Belong In", "What Fictional Team Were You Meant to Play For", "Which Pop Star Should You…