I have not seen a more perfect gif.

Really that's the only way it'll work, but even in his own movie it took him hours to film tiny scenes, let alone someone else's movie.

I love The Room. I'm rabid about it; I know everything that's out there about it, I got the book on release day and felt it was a special gift to me since it was out within a week of my birthday, I've seen Greg and Tommy multiple times at showings.

domesticated foxes

Whenever the president signs tweets "-bo" I think it's his dog.

Strange, because I have literally never heard it as a non-neutral term. If you had a nest, i.e. a home with kids in it, and your kids leave the nest, the nest is empty.

Empty nest refers to fathers and mothers both - it's not a new phrase.

Maybe she lied to me to get me to not ask people to ride their dogs. That is entirely possible.

The part about her being a therapist terrifies me. That poor woman in the anecdote about vacuuming; she probably now thinks that there's something wrong with her expectations because of the therapist's lack of speaking, and not something wrong with the logic that her husband used.

You have no idea how depressed I was when my mom told me that dogs that were big enough for me to ride weren't strong enough to carry me.

Mine did for a long time as well. If the relationship is going well otherwise, I wouldn't worry about it.

Well then...what was your point? To not address the article that this is about at all? What's the point of commenting on the article if you're not going to actually comment on anything in the article or post about opinions related to the article?

Apologizing because you caused pain is natural; if you weren't paying attention and kicked someone turning a corner, causing them pain, you would apologize right? Not say that your intention was to walk so you shouldn't feel obligated to apologize?

I was laughing until it was revealed that his girlfriend wasn't in on it. When you make a joke, you have to consider who the butt of the joke is and who's meant to be laughing at it - he didn't say who the joke was for, but I had assumed it was for him and his girlfriend until it said she didn't know about it, so…

There kind of is a big leap imo - because apple + pig has always been a thing. The leap from pork/ham/bacon with apple and beef with apple is pretty big.

I was thinking the same thing - my family raised me with a skill in cutting people out, we often moved on from people without ever looking back, and my father and my sister are both in the "never contact again" list. Now I'm in a situation where I'm really having to question my methods of cutting people out and it's…

Unless you are thoroughly mediocre?

That...is not how intersectionality works at all.

Saying "Women do it so it can't be bad" is just flat-out wrong. Oftentimes, the most stringent requirements of how to do womanhood right are forced on women from other women who match those requirements. Sexism is possible from women, and not uncommon. When a woman polices another woman's actions, she draws a dividing…

Your enthusiasm is adorbs.