I once called horchata "Cinammon Toast Crunch milk." My San Diegan boyfriend was not amused. I bet I wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

You're right, I would love to see him try to take apart what he meant by the sentence. Instead he gave a vague paraphrase that doesn't fit with what he said.

Hahah! When I got tired of it I put it in my window facing out to terrify the passers-by. It was excellent.

I had a cardboard cutout of Jack Sparrow as a teenager and it would regularly freak me out at night when I could only see the silhouette. I'm sure during the day this isn't scary, but at night I could see it.

Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy.

For someone complaining about Wikipedia as a source, you sure have a shortage of reliable sources. An unvetted .com website that uses data from 2003, and then a picture whose only source is "MexicoBariatricCenter.com"? And you're complaining about Wikipedia?

You can be the .3.

I will be...THE SUN GOD.

I can never talk myself into getting any kind of rechargeable extra battery, because if I can't be trusted to recharge my phone, what would make me think adding another thing that needs recharging into the mix would help any?

I'd like to apply this to more things.

Whoa, now it's all greyed out and when I go to the main comments it's completely gone. Weird.

Idk, I wouldn't argue that someone posting a tweet has the end goal of attention from a massive website mocking them. Their end goal is probably more like attention from their followers laughing with them. Unless they're actively trolling and seeking out places with differing opinions to spout theirs, I don't think…

It is pretty weird to put "US Citizen" in a list of categories of foreigner.

I wasn't aware there was a universal arbiter of taste present on Jezebel!

Then in the same breath a large amount of the same people would argue about how mature they were when they were a teen/preteen and what they could handle.

I think their logic is that people dislike it not because of rape, but because of sex, because to them date rape is just sex. So therefore Victoria's Secret is sex-related but no one's worked up about it so hypocrites.

The most frustrating part is how the statistics are used against any argument - because there's one princess in any movie, if one side (in this case, non-plus-size) is more than 50% of the population, people will argue that because it's more common and there's only one princess she should be non-plus-size. Then we end…

Do I need to define "last" for you?

Citation needed on the last point.

If you do not see my answer, which I have given you twice already, then you're not bright enough to really be trusted with a political philosophy, sorry. Conversation ended.