I actually bought a Marth on launch day and snagged a Majora 3DS, but I agree. Fuck scalpers.

Or maybe people just like Nintendo products?

People actually bring their portable game systems out and play them in front of random people? Kay. Must be weird having no friends or hobbies.

You're a fucking prick.

I pre-ordered on Amazon.ca earlier today.

Title should be changed to, "Mouthbreather opens package like a dweeb; gets excited when he finds a card that he can sell for a portion of what he's spent on stupid cards in his lifetime."

The Kotaku blogger who exploits female developers in exchange for positive press...

Wait, which one? There's at least two of them.

Hey Doc, wanna hear something even better? Kotaku banned me - BANNED ME - for daring to speak out against the flaws of shutting out criticism and making an article about corruption in gaming media. Stephen Totilo and his gang of thugs aren't interested in hearing criticism; they're out to push an agenda and censor…

A seduced writer that will live forever on in a story of media corruption...

So Andras, who gave the word to take my article down? Feel free to message me more covertly if you need to; I use the same username on many websites. Your boss is a fascist.

Holy shit, my article actually got featured? How long before Totilo and Hernandez come down with the hammer of god and accuse me of being a bigot for not buying into their poisonous ideology?

Wanna know how I know my article's been linked on the main page? Trolls start showing up and start spouting the same bullshit they can't stop posting on Kotaku articles. You guys do more to hurt TAY than help it - you showcase great articles, yeah, but you also attract the 13-year-olds who literally have nothing…

Aside from Pokemon, which I own... I legitimately do not want any of these.

I would say I am god, but I am simply better than god. I am holier than bacon, bigger than The Beatles, and I smell far better than Brian Crecente - not that it's hard too. Hail me, and love my toes.

Hey Owen, just letting you know that you're a prick for blocking other people's comics in the comments section. I'm also fully aware that you've been creating alts to insult aforementioned people's comics like a pathetic little child. You are honestly the most petty, most juvenile, most narcissistic excuse for a…

Who cares? Cons are infamous for being full of women who sexualize themselves for male attentions via their cosplays. Do some of them lack an understanding of the source material they're portraying? Yeah, probably. So yes, there are "fake geek girls" out there - and they subscribe to the same attention-seeking…

"Hey look at me, I insult people on the internet (especially those who make comics as a creative outlet) so I can forget the stinging pain of my poor self-esteem, non-existent love life, empty job prospects, and tiny penis."

Just wanted to mention that this article's author went out of his way to make himself look like a massive douchebag when taking his profile picture. Good on you, Chris Persons. I've never met you or read your stuff, but I already dislike you.

(But after reading your article, I gotta give you props for making something…

New Vegas > Fallout 2 > Fallout 3 > Fallout 1 > Tactics.

Bioshock Infinite was definitely a little overrated (no one seems to remembered how terribly boring the whole middle part was), but I'm really struggling to see the appeal of the new Animal Crossing. For me, that one's far and away the most overrated.