Deadly Premonition: Director's Cut. I liked its quirks on the 360, so when I heard that everything, from top to bottom, was going to be improved, I snapped the reso right up... And found that I just dropped $40 on something that's pretty much a straight, unaltered port. Such a swindling!

Wii U has games?

Project X Zone, no question. It reminds me a lot of the Zoids Legacy soundtrack (which is amazing). And yes, I'm the only person on Earth that loved Zoids Legacy.

Metro: Last Light!!! Why is nobody talking about this balls-out fantastic game?!

PUROGEKUTO EKOSU ZONU.

Fire Emblem: Is It Still Sold Out? Edition.

Bioshock Infinite, thus far. The Last of Us looks like one of those games that artificially creates tears and drama (like The Walking Dead), and I've just grown far too cynical for those.

For me, the GOTY thus far is a toss-up between Bioshock Infinite and Metro: Last Light, with an honourable mention to Project X Zone (which will never be a GOTY, but is highly enjoyable if you're into self-aware humour and crazy anime action).

Booker kills Dumbledore.

I also have about 10 Steam codes to give away still, if the larger user base is interested.

Is Kotaku still trying to aim itself at militant feminists and bleeding hearts? Because that bullshit you pulled right before the switch to Kinja made me switch to other sites. If you wanna discuss games, by all means, do so. If you want to push your political agendas and write "poor me" stories, I won't be reading…

The Crab is not capitalized, sir. It's PyramidHeadcrab.

PyramidHeadcrab*

How's being 12 working out for you?

It's not spam, you cunt-brained troglodyte. Try picking up a dictionary someday - it teaches you how to words!

I'd love to see you do better, you fat piece of shit.

Yaaaaaaaaaaay. Another story Kotaku has "borrowed" from a TAY post. How do I know that? I posted this story on TAY like three days ago. >_>;

Second.

This totally makes up for years of lies and broken promises...

I really wouldn't mind giving the Trilogy another go... I loved the first, hated the second, and never played the third... But I'm curious to see how my choices might affect the endgame.