Capcom... Capcom never changes. Still the money-grubbing little shitheads they've been all generation, I see.

I see Machinima has become the capital of Bro Gaming.

I think it's just guys with fashion sense... Watch the Queer Eye episode of South Park, basically.

The only ones I really disagree with here are Twilight Princess and Gears. TP, while not quite as good as its N64 brothers, was and is an amazing game... Assuming you played the Gamecube version, and not that janky-ass Wii version. Gears may be a big, dumb, action shooter, but it knows it's a big, dumb action shooter.…

FFX was a great game, to be sure, but it's really not all that influential. It's pretty standard fare with JRPGs, and doesn't do anything particularly new in storytelling, gameplay, even cinematics. You could probably call it the prettiest game of its day, but aside from that, it doesn't do anything much to change its…

Well that's fair, for sure, but I'm one of the people who bought BS1 way after its launch and didn't find it to be anything spectacular. Good game, not great. I had a lot more fun with BS2. It changed a lot of things, and it played with a tone that some people hold sacred. Your opinion of BS2 really depends on how…

Because you're a closed-minded little nitwit.

Critics rate games based solely on how big their bribe cheques are.

I liked it. A lot, in fact. More than the first. But okay.

Gameplay was fun enough, the "opposite ideology" story was a really cool idea, but the main reason I like it is because of the presentation of it all. Where BioShock felt like a dead city that'd gone through the ringer, BioShock 2 felt like it'd brought Rapture back to life. It was a really clever way of creating a…

I thought it was better, actually.

I don't know by whom, because I played it and loved the shit out of it. Only criticism I've ever heard about it relates to the multiplayer.

Q1 is a horrible launch window for BioShock. I very honestly believe that that's a big reason why BioShock 2 can be had for $10 brand new - it was a great game, and if it had been launched in the Fall, it would have sold through its initial stock. People aren't buying games so soon after the Christmas/Boxing Week…

Funny thing is, he probably spent more than $120k on that shit.

That's good news. I couldn't read the full article (wanna go in fresh), but I'm glad I preordered it when the PC version was still on for $50. :P

Jezebel hasn't had sex in months.

Grand! Can I get a namedrop? :3

Uses a lightsabre for Jedi awareness*

Why does Bubba Watson have a lightsabre?

This is just phenomenal!