Why does his shield have muscles?

I can get open world games just about anywhere these days. Don't need "thug lyfe" for that.

I refuse to believe that there does not exist a game with a flaccid dick in it. Surely, one exists out there.

I've never played any of these, and I don't like the crime genre in general (moral objection aside, they're fucking boring and basically all have the same plot), I'd have to rank them on setting and premise alone.

While I do like Steam Big Picture, I have some major gripes about it - my two biggest being that a) some games not labelled as controller-friendly ARE controller friendly (and vice-versa, shockingly) and b) that it's a massive clusterfuck to try to run Big Picture on one monitor (my TV, on the other side of the room,…

Both inaccurate depictions of genders.

No you're not.

The disrespect for women in some of these is maximum.

Finishing o.1 seconds behind the qualifying mark at an Olympic event still counts as a disqualification.

That's just how it is sometimes. I once failed a class with a 57 (passing grade is 60), and I actually knew the material pretty well, but even after writing an appeal's test, I still wound up with that failing 57.

Irrational's parent company got filthy rich by selling games about guns, cars and whores to braindead "bros" with awful taste in everything... Pretty sure that played a role in the design of Bioshock Infinite's cover. To argue with the title of your essay though, no, it doesn't matter what the cover looks like. The…

What the fuck? Why put one of the most niche, hardcore genres on a compilation for the least niche, hardcore of the consoles?

Their personalities were very visibly incompatible, regardless of their gaming habits. This is equivalent to reading, "I met this homeboy at the club and he's sleeping with other women, I can't believe it!"

So what I get from this is that your husband is a gym-rat douchebag and you're an oversensitive ninny who can't talk about your emotions like a human being. It was doomed to fail, and I frankly think you're stupid for marrying him in the first place.

This really hurts my melon... It's more than I can bear.

And many luls were had.

A user on my Silent Hill 2 Facebook page suggested Kojima be the next "Silent Hill" guy. :P I don't know if it'd work, but any change is welcome at this point.

To bad One Piece has been pretty shitty since the Shaobody arc...

Miyamoto, no.