They need to grow their facial hair as wild and intimidating as possible to signal that they possess large amounts of testosterone, which of course is a requirement for being a macho right-wing douchebag. And to draw attention away from their baldness, which of course is a side effect of having too much testosterone.

Yes it is! Going to see him next month hoping my husband remembers the show this time.

I love working for ICE.

2008/09 — jackasses with Escalades, Expeditions, and other SUV behemoths were so underwater on their loans — those trucks were on blue light special even from dealers. FF 9 yrs later and folks just as fucking stupid today. We are a doomed society.

I had to read “Anna Kain, who also worked for Esty” three times before I realized it didn’t say Etsy. I was really confused why it matters if she sells custom Star Wars coasters or hand crocheted tea pot covers.

In my mind that thing is in his garage hanging over a sweet vintage Camaro that the Secret Service still won’t let him drive.

I drove an old Honda Civic at the time and commuted 60 miles each way to a shit job. It wasn’t a whole week’s pay, but gosh, easily $100/week which was about a quarter of my take home pay a month. I did not feel sorry for the people who chose to buy big ‘ol SUVs they didn’t need.

Anyone else remember when gas prices spiked and every fucknuts with a Hummer was screaming bloody murder about how it was taking them a whole week’s paycheck to fill up their gigantic fucking SUV just so they could drive back and forth to work?

Trump wants to haul ass out of Syria after we “defeat ISIS,” which is freaking out basically anyone who knows anything about foreign policy and also ISIS.

Regarding the EPA, rollback on fuel economy standards, while dumb and short-sighted, is it really a significant issue considering SUV’s and crossover vehicles outsell standard sedan/compacts by a large margin? If I venture into a suburban parking lot, it’s ALL SUV’s there. I can’t imagine that even with economy…

I asked my friend for your friend, and he says yes.

Icing is like 10 years old, can’t they even find an up-to-date dumb drinking game to play? Next you are going to tell me they are taking ‘planking’ photos.

If for no other reason than “just as worse as” is incoherent and so they’re clearly in need of a steadying slap in the face. 

...a manifestation of hybristophilia

I get that it would be somewhat satisfying if this country treated crazy violent garbage white people the way they treat muslims, but in a perfect world, we’d follow up on people who statistically are likely to cause more harm.

Someone should send him some pictures of his victims, you know, just to even things out.

I knew it was Top Secret even before I clicked the video. Well Done!!!

Fancy!

I’m calling my BIL right now. He’s a doctor and he needs to hear this.

This is a useful, realistic way of viewing CPR. I appreciate that so much.