Are they referring to the Bay Area? I live in SF and it is often referred to as the Bay but I am so grossed out by these cheesy posts that I don’t even care to confirm their location.

Nobody cares that you’re moving Chad. We’re just glad it’s away from us.

So Dolly dresses like Blanche Devereaux at home....as my username suggests I’m totally on board with that. And not even the least bit surprised.

I know Jalopnik has a hard-on for shitting on Tesla but I don’t understand what Autopilot is being called out here. I pulled a map of the city and the only place where you find cul-de-sac there are in subdivisions where you have no business driving at speeds that would cause you car to be obliterated on impact.

It’s like when people buy a place under the flight pattern of the local airport and then bitch about the jet noise.

While I generally find the “all gentrification is evil” narrative pretty limited, to me this is just called: Do Your Research. Figure out what happens in a neighborhood, decide whether or not you’d be happy to live there, and then sign your lease accordingly. Don’t show up and mess with the lives of the people who…

You knew what he drove? Spray paint is cheap.

Well that’s not a picture of Eureka...

Old timer: they don’t build them like they used to.

Like the one where the IIHS plowed an old BelAir into a then current generation Malibu head on.

They think that because you could just hammer out the dents, it’s safer. Failing to realize of course that the important part is the people inside the car not the dented bumper or body panel.

They’re so much fun to put in their place though. I had a Raptor driver left lane camp in front of me a while back. He’d speed up anytime someone went to pass him on the right, then go back to slowing up traffic after preventing them from getting in front. Why he couldn’t just get over is beyond me.

Now imagine doing that in a 197o ford pickup and try and survive that. I do not abide by the old timers that say big steel cars form the 1950-70s were much safer because they are big and steel.

For a few glorious seconds I thought you were married to Mr. T from A-Team. I had questions.

I’d personally call it an intermediate bike. It’s got enough power to take you on the highway and forgiving enough to get beyond the basics of riding without getting dangerous. To me, no one should start out on anything over 500cc. The notion of “I need an R1 as my first bike” is just a result of the arms race among…

i’d recommend a bonnie for a beginner. because it’s not that fast, and you won’t be sick of it in a year or two.

My upbringing was so miserable that I chose not to have children for fear of inflicting the same horrors on another generation.

Oooohhh, that looks like it’ll feel very comfortable on your lower spine! Sign me up...

Dude in the pic is passed out drunk or stoned. Not sleeping.