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Not if you have the right kind of friends!

1. Yep. FB is easier for me.

Facebook has become an objectively terrible platform to stay in touch with your friends and be social. I have around 50 people added on facebook. Know what I see every time I log in? Ads, articles being reposted from dubious websites, memes, and the occasional racist rant from someone’s uncle. I can see their pictures

I picture you typing this from a church pew as you clutch your JC Penny pearl necklace.

Not having a FB account has never felt this good.

A few years ago in Trumps office

It’s almost as if women no longer want to be associated to the lying douchenuggets in this administration.

Working title: I Thought I Could Sup With the Devil But My Spoon Was Too Short.

This mess is going to make such a great HBO miniseries someday. If we survive to see it.

It’s amazing how many scumbag businesses were running all of these Doomsday Prepper style commercials on Fox News during the Obama years trying to convince old Republicans that Armageddon was at the doorstep. Now, it actually looks like it might be on the doorstep, and you see everyone else getting ready for it, and

Has it only been a year with the talking hairpiece?

I’ve been gone from social media for about a year now. Don’t miss it at all, and I notice that all my friends are finding other ways of communicating, too. We’re not in each others’ underwear 24/7 like we were for years, but we’ve been remembering that...this is okay.

If only there was an easily grown plant that relaxes people when consumed.

Saint Patty is responsible for America’s obesity problem.

We don’t have a drinking problem, we have a drinking solution.

In terms of definitions and measures, binge drinking is when men drink five or more drinks, and women four or more drinks, within a two-hour span . . .

Only 20%? Aww, you Americans are so cute.

i’ve often heard something to the effect that “everything goes to the lowest bidder.”

Phhh, only if you’re a looser who thinks a bridge is required before walking over a river, or being inside a car is required before driving it. I prefer to do everything the correct way, so I develop my film before shooting it.

There was a civ-e prof at my school who famously warned students in his class about his grading philosophy thusly: Bridge falls down, no partial credit.