telling the Daily Beast on Wednesday that the situation had become a “white trash circus,”

What? No! He’s Snake Plissken! Always and forever!

They were shooting a Kurt Russell movie in my neighbourhood last week. My friend who is younger than me didn’t know who he was. I desperately tried to explain Captain Ron and couldn’t do it the justice it deserved!

Mark Wahlberg dies in the Perfect Storm. That’s a happy movie ending involving a boat.

I haven’t turned on MTV/VH1 in close to a decade. What the hell do they even broadcast nowadays?

I mean, Zinke is absolutely the type to go apeshit when someone refers to a detachable bullet holder as a “clip” instead of a “magazine”. So... at least he’s staying in character?

He alleged that “when he nominated three men to receive an ‘exceeds’ rating on their review, a higher-ranking female executive rejected his request and lowered the scores,” says the Chronicle. “Meanwhile, a woman he had nominated for the same ‘exceeds’ rating received it, even though he had given her a lower ranking…

When will people think of the upper class white 20 year old men?!?!

The case was dismissed “with reverse prejudice, which is the REAL prejudice problem in this country”

I didn’t realize that Scott Ard’s opinion on employee performance was the final word, and no one can ever challenge or question or contradict Scott’s point of view, especially not ladies. Good to know!

Ultimately, Ard was fired for “poor performance,” according to the Chronicle.

As they say: when you’re accustomed to hegemony, equality feels like oppression.

“an emotionally repressed rich woman seizing the chance to dance maniacally like no one’s watching”

Smearing yet more contaminated bodily fluids on black people. Well, a leopard never changes its oozing spots.

You’re so, so bad good fucking brilliant.

WTF? Reverse the girls, and tell me who would be sentenced by now.

I read somewhere that “everyone eventually gets the face that they deserve”. Think about the old folks in your life and how the happy ones seem beautiful, but you can see the angry crazy ones from a mile away.

My first impulse when I read this story is that this white girl was mad that a black girl was so much prettier than she was.

Civil litigation.

Well that’s mighty white of them to let her off the hook so easily.