I also want to see scratching and biting...

Oh,,there was a thing over on Wonkette about this...strings of tweets from his followers...one guy commanded him to “Walk it back.”

Mike?  Give me your hand.  Feel the titty...FEEL IT!  Notice how tough it is?

Soaking in vinegar.  My Italian grandmother used that to clean her chandelier...

“Look, I ripped out the pages!”

Holy Christ...I remember when that picture was released...

My CFI concurs...

That’s the one!

Money for Nothing has the same problem. Originally, Knopfler wrote it as he heard it, and at the time it was culturally acceptable.  He’s changed the words, now, as he understands why it’s an issue...

Waitresses FTMFW!

“You can’t have it all...where would you put it?”  —Rita Rudner—

Oiy.

Admittedly, I read Wise Guy and don’t recall that...

Middle aged mutant ninja Fredos?

‘Specially the “well regulated” part...

Hanukkah?

Oh!  Well, then that’s OK, I guess...

He’d be shitpoting to trump 24/7...

Wrote this, elsewhere: I take issue with folks that are so self righteous to assume that theirs is the only way, that ignore all evidence to the contrary so that they can jam their wants down someone else’s throat... also, by doing so he has now brought attention to a place and people that didn’t want, need or ask…

Which on their mind is not cooperating.   They’ll either have to curtail their questions to the non-batshit realm, or they’re going to have to expose themselves in front of the world.