John, I sent two boats and a helicopter!

I shall have you know Sarah Palins autobiography “Moose Nuts and Bear Fat” was. Top 5 bestseller at the Wasilla Sonoco station...

Methinks Mr. 9ine is going to reverse his position as soon as he puffs up on the wrong guy and summarily has his ass handed to him...

She’s smart, young, attractive and takes no shit.  They’re terrified and frustrated by her.   Why can’t she just be a good cupcake like the other girls?

True.  This comes from guys who have borked everything they touched...

Aye, but those could be gifts, or hand me downs.  Or, maybe they weren’t always poor, and life just took the piss out of them...

This needs way more stars...

Nuked mine 6 months ago.  Not over any of this, but I was tired of the bullshit, food pics, and dishonest memes.  I’ve been happier since...

It’s bold, it’s tacky, it’s terrible...I love it.   

Isn’t the Mustang II the Pinto IV, or something?

When I go down the freeway, I always look to see if this cliche about Harley riders is true. And the crazy thing is that it is true. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone under 55.

Fuckers always appropriating shit...

Was the kid Indian?  The past couple of years I’ve seen that drawn on cars owned by Indians (from India, not native Americans) and it has something to do with Diwali, I think...

So much this...

Tucker? Give me your hand. Now feel the titty. Notice how tough it is.

Atlanta ranked better than SFO? I mean, SFO may not be the best but it’s goddamn better than Atlanta*

...or how many rocking chairs are available...

I was looking for someone with a clicker...

So what is the maximum number of times the phrase “booty poppin’” can be used, before it’s considered too much? Is it a static number, or does it change with context? So many questions...

Well, it’s not like Anderson Bank was giving many loans to the black community, anyway...