This makes me miss my Z.

Also:  Steve was the Battalion Chief; Paul was only the architect...

I thought those were called sharks...

110 horsepower in 1984

I like this and we sort of exercise the same concept...well cover one another with no big issue on the payback...only good friends, though...

I knew someone who’d order drinks, appetizer, entree and desert and leave $25 and bail.  Lady, we ain’t at Golden Corral, cough up some more cash...

The rule my friends and I have is to get the difference within the cost of a drink, which allows for some latitude.  Below that, it’s not worth discussing. 

He tells them what they want to hear, that their situation is not their fault and that there’s someone’s else to blame because they suck.

Heavy metal polka

Or they’re trollling around balboa island, methinks. 

Chrissy Hynde sang w/UB40?  I...don’t know how I feel about that.  I mean, I’ve nothing against UB40, but I feel that Chrissy is far and above that...

Christ, I used to hear those fuckers when I was living in PA.  

You mean the bad rich boys from all of the 80's movies hung out there?

Casual drinkers don’t do this.

MD2020, Night Train, Mickeys Big Mouth, Rumplemintz, etc...

I totally made that pornstar cum!  She wasn’t faking!  She swore it was real and that I was the best she’d ever had!

That’s gonna cause a lot of butthurt.

OK, I admit I got one and didn’t realize it until someone pointed it out the next day (didn’t spend a lot of time in front  of the mirror).  

I’d add “wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt” but that would be too 2004...

Good on you for the 85 days! I took a break for 5.5 years but restarted after my brother unexpectedly died. Not for anesthetic purposes, but I missed something I enjoyed. Now, it’s a much lower frquency and magnitude. I might restop in order to lose some weight and clear out some negative thoughts.