Yeah, we used to preheat before hitting the bars...

Diet Coke kind of looks like a stout if people aren’t looking too carefully...

Rawdogging for sobriety?  Interesting, interesting...

I’d say that the board can 86 him if he doesn’t straighten up...couldn’t do that before...

Sing it with me:

I’ll put $20 on it...

That happened to me once in a bar in Capitola.  When i awoke the next day, all my cash was gone and someone put a $300 tab on my AMEX...and left the waitress a nice tip....

I literally put my hand over my mouth when I read that...  I’m not shocked by much, but god damn...

Hello? Habit Burger?

That hair, tho....

Quick check of IMDB and the cat’s still working!  Hell, he was even in the new Billionaire Boys Club as someone’s dad.  Also:  he was born in 1959.  So Bender is almost 60...

Wasn’t Judd Nelson in one of the earlier versions?

Antioch.  Of course...

[Kathy Griffin art piece happens]

She looked better before the plastique surgery....

She is miserable. I understand she’s also unhappy.

Indeed, the phrase is “IF looks could kill” not “looks can kill”.  The good news is that the non-Barron kids aren’t all that sharp, so teaching them how to make toast in the bath tub should do the trick...

Sure. Post it on up, here. Can’t get any worse than this...

Aaannnd that about wraps it up, folks.  The American experiment is finished.  I think it was a good effort in the beginning, but in the end, it turned out to be a giant jack off:  Free everything for the winners, coffee and doughnuts for mom and dad, and balloon animals for the kids.  So take down that flag, fold it…

Or the Cimmaron...