Minivan does it better, though, more often than not...

Not sure if this counts as injury, but it sure hurt like hell...

But the Explorer isn’t a....Oh! I get it!

Too aerodynamic.  

The first rule of anything (except Fight Club) is: Be smart; don’t be stupid.

$30 says he’s messing around with the kid from the football team...  Goddamn Oklahoma...

Usually, I appreciate one’s candor...but it’s hard when one is being a shitty person.  In conclusion:  Fuck this guy.  

A few years back, for Shih Tzu giggles, I googled the prices for a cross country ride - SFO to NYC. It was $5000/hr in a Gulfstream V... That’s a lot of scratch just to avoid the dregs in First Class...

$5 says that at least one of their macho football-playing sons is gay and terrified...

Reckon so: A couple of websites pegs his net worth at $30MM...so, good for him...

Did he really do well enough to afford a private jet?  I mean I know he was popular for a while, but did not realize how much so...

We had to use dial up!

Well done. 

It would explain a lot about him...

Problem is:  Trump thinks it’s call the Marinara Trench....

Obama could have walked on water, and they would have said “Obama can’t swim!”

Or a digital one, for that matter...

No no...nothing’s wrong.  Everything’s just tits.  I always drink bleach like this...

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I see where you’re going, but it’s gone the other way.  Last week, I was behind one of these in traffic, thinking:  “I hand’t seen one of those in years!”  (Brother had one he sold to dad, then mom bought a V8 one, which oversteered dreadfully)