So mom can cook while dad is out fishing....

They got my like

Not a against, but isn’t that cat out the barn, already?

“I’ve got the pedal to the metal and the thing to the floor...”

“I have a right to my opinion.”

...or their friends. Mom can barely operate the remote, but her friend (who I generally like and is fairly hip) is, so I friended her. She inadvertently back channeled me and told mom about a motorcycle that I owned (that my brother and I kept a secret because it was easier that way). Now, my fault for posting as I…

Not for nothing, but I’m sorry you have to put up with that...

I haven’t shut down the account but I haven’t been active in a few months, but not due to the Cambridge Analytica thing. But because I was sick,of the bullshit. The emotionally and intellectually dishonest memes, the manipulative posts saying I didn’t love America if I don’t click on the picture of the crying eagle…

If plotted on a long enough timeline, I’m sure we can find CEOs that wound up penniless due to their business model...but I don’t see Zuck as part of that contingent, unless he has the worst money manager in the world and all of his worth is tied up in FB stock.. also, his wife is a Dr, so she probably does nicely...

Porn can be a random topic...

I’m not sure why I’d use Snapchat, though. I’m not a technophobe, but I don’t see the value...

OK, take 2: Hopefully (and this is a very low bar) he’ll do better than those dorks did when they made Atlas Shrugged Pts I, II, and III...they were so bad, none of the actors came back for the additional parts...there was literally no character continuity. Or reality, for that matter...

OK, Fountainhead Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they use the word “Bromide”

See, I think that her ratings were tanking and she did this to push ABC to cancel saving her the embarrassment.....

[Small typo in the first sentence: threatening to sen da female employee “back to Mexico”]

Potayto potahto

Dear Tori - No one wants you and your shitty behavior around...’specially around brunch...

...and Cohen is snorting the Iocane powder....

See, what I don’t get is why is this guy so angry? He’s fit and not unattractive (albeit an ugly person) and I figure he makes decent money lawyering...so again - why so pissed? Life should be fairly good for him...

This guy. Cohen is toast. Gonzo. Dead. Cubically fucked. Fucked^3 if you’re using MS Excel...