Good point. You can’t just sit around covered in jam and expect people not to eat you.

That’s not correct. You don’t want to discourage white children from dressing up as Tiana or Jasmine. Because it’s good for white kids to look up to people of different races.

2 things: 1. You got to be already in the drive up line so see the sign and 2. once there, if your stoned, you probably not gonna notice it.

I love how the sign accepts that you need to be stoned to eat there, it just asks that you air out a little.

I have seen lots of glitches on the Xbox one. Right now my most frustrating one is where every time I kill a person a shovel pops up through the ground and through the person I killed. very bizarre.

I’m genuinely convinced that Benny Hill makes everything better.

THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS, JUST BAD OWNERS WHO ARE ALL HOPPED UP ON BLISS lol

Definitely with you on the “Boomer’s yelping immediately sticks in my gut” reaction.

That said, my method of handling folks trying to hurt Boomer is putting rounds in their head, then getting my buddy up off the ground and laughing at the next chucklefuck asshole he takes to the ground before ripping their throat out.

Bu…

“In vino veritas”

Agreed, re: “I’d been drinking” is not an excuse.

I’m a heavier drinker than I should be, and I can get significantly more animated when inebriated—but somehow, I still manage not to shout racial slurs and invite others to kill themselves.

Alcohol doesn’t make you do anything you’re not already inclined to do—it makes…

Honestly had no idea it was that offensive to anyone. I had it on the same scale as “dickhead”, “asshole”, and “piece of shit”, but apparently I was mistaken.

Eh, I’m kind of okay with genital slurs. No one wants to be genitals. If cock is on the table, so is cunt.

If you don’t use those words in everyday conversation then *gasp* they don’t come out when drunk.

Man, brings me back to the days when my brother would accidentally steal a much-needed turkey powerup in Streets of Rage 2 and I called him every slur in the book before telling him he should’ve died in the womb.

I think it’s just assumed that’s what you’re supposed to do. When I called 911 after arriving home in the aftermath of my husband’s shotgun accident the dispatcher asked if I was performing CPR. When I told him no, he asked me why not. I believe I yelled something like “THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO DO CPR ON!”. I wasn’t…

When teens are smarter then adults

That’s right! I did a First Aid Certification Course a couple years ago and he told us it almost never works, but you have to try anyway. Rick Santorum should do something, like maybe take a First Aid Certification Course, rather than expecting other people to fix his problem (i.e., irrational love of guns, being a…

I loved that that HS student isn’t bothering to hide his rational response to how stupid Santorum is.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.