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Oh, no, the joke! You missed it.

It’s definitely not more chaotic than BF1. That’s objectively false.

One of players’ biggest complaints since before the game was even officially out was how hard it was to unlock iconic characters like Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader.

Kudos for admitting your mistake.

See! Right there! Straight from the Fast and Furious franchise.

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

If you have to erase 30% of it and shrink the rest by 25%, and then relocate what’s left to get to “pretty good”, it’s a bad tattoo.

The execution could certainly be worse (though it could also be a lot better). That’s the nicest thing I can say about it. The color choices, composition, size, scaling, etc. are all a

Oscar and Charlie were just oiling each other up. Nobody wants to watch that.

It screams ‘track suit Romanian porno director’

Eh, no, those colors are awful. It looks like a black light poster.

It is horrible work. And color tattoos are just plain ugly and only get uglier with time.

Evidently it takes much less time to lose the Batman body than it does to get it.

Both Pauls do like to be shirtless for their videos - maybe people can convince Twitch to include male boobs count under the Twitch guidelines!

I find it pretty uplifiting that you believe society will survive that long. Keep that hope alive, man!

I have no idea how I’m going to explain President Trump and the Paul Brothers to my grandchildren.

Seriously, there is less than no point to this bullshit. This is the disinformation-like crap the Trump Administration spews 24/7. If you can’t tell satire apart from the real fascist thing, it ain’t satire. Goddamn, I’m tired.

The editors need to familiarize themselves with Poe’s Law and consider how it applies to articles such as this.

Except, this is exactly the type of garbage Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss and David Brooks and their ilk sincerely write for NYT regularly. So it’s not good satire.

Response time? Maybe in 2005.

Response time? Maybe in 2005.

>100hz refresh vs 60hz is a small trade off

>100hz refresh vs 60hz is a small trade off