2012 Toyota Avalon

Do you think Pence was confused momentarily when he heard Rippon’s Mother was going to be on CNN?

If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s the Nets shitting the bed down the stretch so that pick is as good as gold.

“Cryptoblockchaincurrency”

I bet he pleated with them to reconsider.

Can confirm: Live in MA, am a Pats fan. Our team is the most dominant of any current team in American sports. But Gronk gets one OPI call and it’s “OMG THE NFL IS AGAINST US”.

But at the end of the day I love seeing the rest of the country squirm in hate, disgust, whatever it is. It’s just the way the world is.

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HOT TAKE: Lillard and McCollum are the most under-rated backcourt in the league.

I don’t understand the question.

Poor Tomi.

I saw one with a for sale sign in the window on Tuesday. No price listed though. Here it is on Google Maps.

This one time I had to take what you might call a really big poop in what you might consider a very public place, and it was so very stinky and dirty and required so much wiping that I never forgot about it and sometimes when I go past that place I’m reminded of the time I took what you might call a really big poop in…

Trump: “So how does this work? I just ask it to-”

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Never stopped Strong Bad.

Congratulations to PalestinianChicken for this Deadspin comment reminding everyone how a 64 Jewish year-old man referenced Herzl while having sex with a Palestinian woman, fought with a rabbi over chicken and Funkhouser’s golf rights, and emerge as the Social Assassin all in just 30 minutes.

Congratulations to Patrick for responding to TW313's comment on FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler’s comment on Deadspin’s blog about LeBron James’s Instagram about LeBron James

Congratulations to TW313 for his response to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler’s comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram #striveforaverage

Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.