...There are, and don’t call me Shirley.

Oooof - I deal with cargo claims for a decent-sized 3PL... this sounds like my nightmare, mainly because it sounds like there is no paperwork for this shipment. He can try to file a claim against the initial carrier (if they even have cargo insurance, and there is no guarantee that they do - only liability insurance…

I enjoy driving an automatic more than a manual, but I draw the line at CVTs - I’m not a crazy person...

Ole Miss is one of a handful of schools that makes me nervous when I hear that they’re “getting back to the fundamentals”.

...wow...

Too soon

Is “Kevin” Canadian for “Karen”?

When the Hawks won the cup in 2010 I was at Moe’s Cantina in Wrigleyville. That night I saw a (very drunk) man get kicked square in the chest by a police horse. I thought he was for sure dead, but he just got back up and kept partying in the street.

I was going to say, what the hell is “Bar 63"?

Samurai Swords? Self-proclaimed professional gamer? Vauge Martial Arts training?

Deadspin Nature Moments, ranked:

If you are a school administrator, and you think that an appropriate punishment for a student is suspension for a 17 minute walk out to express your concerns about our country’s terrible gun violence problems, you should fucking quit.

Nope.

I was helping a friend of mine with a construction project, so myself and 3 of my co-workers (and a dog for some reason) rent a truck, squeeze into the cab and head off to the lumber yard to pick up supplies. On the way back, one of my esteemed co-workers thought it would be funny to pull the chain in the cab for the…

How long does this show keep going? Ratings are apparently at their lowest since season 1, and it seems like there is a general lack of interest in the show.

I like TJ’s wines, and even I think the Sparkling Rose is surprisingly good. Plus its like $7 where I live. Highly recommend...

Hot(ish) take alert: Ranch is bad.

This comment section isn’t complete until we all collectively admit how good Trader Joe’s Reserve Brut Rose is...

Hold my beer...

1) Abandon The Walking Dead - it sucks now, and has sucked for a few seasons... having my Sunday nights back is liberating and I wish I had stopped watching sooner.