Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

To be fair, it’s not like there is much to say. Do you want them to spell out that the F-35 is not, in fact, invisible, and that it reflects light just like most other objects in the known universe? That our president is a complete and utter moron, doesn’t understand the basic workings of our world let alone the…

Honest question, but how rare is this really? We hear about the various high profile screwings, and they are outrageous, but how often do student athletes quietly transfer and we never hear about it because they are nobodies or on no-name schools or playing less than headline sports?

...... The Aristocrats!

The same way an autonomous car can’t see a pedestrian.

It was tons better when it was Hamilton’s. Now it’s just your random shithole.

Nope. You’re right. It’s nasty.

(stops after 5 feet, breathing heavily and sweating ranch dressing from every pore)

(breaks bottle on corner of the bar, comes at Bigger Putz)

what’s a white sox

He’s a “Leading Global Thinker” yet he’s too fucking dumb to say his account was hacked after getting called out on his shit?

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Serious morality question: if Dinesh DSouza held a fundraising auction to punch him in the face, but the proceeds go to the NRA, do you bid?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca liveson the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more…

Yes, we should not politicize a political issue.

Just remember we can’t talk about gun control after school shootings. It hurts the NRA’s feelings.

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

They taste like soup/oyster crackers. They saved my life when I went through months of medication-induced, constant low-grade nausea.

No they’re good, they taste a lot like butter and salt.

Depends. Am I robbing a bank during the day or a home invasion at night.