I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

What about people who like qdoba?

Holy shit this is bad.

Jerome3000, we’d like to issue a formal apology for forcing you to read about video games. We’re sorry we put you in a diaper and spanked you until you could name all the Overwatch heroes. Truly sorry.

Huh.

I love how the HOA announcement throws quotations around the word “reasonable.”

I wish mine were the same. Nothing takes her faster from “Yay walk!” to “Fuck yourself” faster than the sight of her orange booties.

this is the response i was looking for thank you unforcederrer

Me too.

I hate this little motherfucker so much.

“I learned to read!”

Yeah. I don’t know why Teslas cycle the wipers when the car is turned on. It could be to let you know they are set to automatic, or to test the system, but you’re right in that it’s not really needed. And it’s a simple OTA software fix for it too. No need for a dealer visit.

Insert joke involving sexual innuendo here.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

When Bob Lutz returned to GM, he apparently went on a tirade about this exact car - complaining to Saturn staff about how bland and undistinguished it was, and got angrier when they took his criticism as a compliment. True story. GM had decided that Saturns should be marketed to people that didn’t care about cars, but…

What you really need to do is go back in the ‘30s when they outlawed all types of drugs in Kansas, across the United States, what was the reason they did that? One of the reasons why—I hate to say it—the African Americans, they were basically users