I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

President Ball, Israeli PM Stoudemire reach historic accord on Palestine issue

The Jags now have more Playoff wins in the last decade than the Lions have had during the entire Super Bowl era.
Though my love of the Good Place means I can’t even be angry about this.

who the fuck is eric garland

Jesus Christ on a crutch some people are morons.

WHO SAID SHONEY’S?! WHO SUMMONED BIG POPPA PUMP, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY?!

Gaming Fandom + Internet. Actually, any Fandom + Internet is a mistake. Fandoms were totally cool before EVERYONE was on the internet. Once you make anonymous masses of people, things get bad.

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This would be funnier if it wasn’t so sadly realistic.

1" of lift for every time his daddy forgot his birthday...

Just think of the infinite rental fee he will be paying...worse than Blockbuster, maybe.

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

Matthew McConaughey was great in The Dallas Horse Children.

No one likes you.

You seem nice.

way to bury the lead... You can’t talk DePaul basketball without talking about Pantelis Xidias, the most exciting player in the country!

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

How the hell do you post about Abe Lincoln in GMIPH and not include the phrase “Lincoln log?”

The real-life incident sample size is obviously small enough to have some notable margin of error, but what we do have suggests they are at least as safe as regular road cars on average.

darkest timeline confirmed