This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

It’s almost new, only 25k miles.

more great war stars.

When a RB or scrambling QB dives over a pylon and just barely gets the nose of the ball to break the plane of the EZ, it’s a touchdown. Why doesn’t this extend to WRs/TEs when they break the plane?

Sorry, could you repeat that? I can’t hear you over my enormous penis.

You’re.......not gonna lose anything that quickly. First off, the FCC’s repeal needs to be reviewed and approved, a process that can take half a year. Secondly, pressure from court orders and lawsuits (like the one filed by New York’s attorney general) can stretch the process significantly.

When I was a kid, Honda Days was the one, sacred thing that seemed to bring people together. Now, it seems like you can’t even put a statue of Sochiro anywhere in public without some Toyotathonist getting all offended. Sorry, America is a predominantly Hondeo-Acuran society and always has been, if you don’t like it,…

I think Deadspin writers should refer to the Washington Football team only as the Redhawks going forward. If only to upset emotionally fragile Redhawks fans. Please

“I motored to the Tim Horton’s the other rotation to procure some holed buns and chicory and the queue was meurtre...”

I do the exact same thing but with PTI on the couch instead of NPR in bed.

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

Get him a thoughtful card, make a nice homemade meal, or do a chore for him. Then you’ll really own him.

Literally don’t get him anything. Nobody ever considers doing that.

I think what makes Manhattan in particular pretty lame is that most of the uniqueness has been priced out. Also, pretty much every American city’s “downtown” is the same nowadays, and Manhattan below 59th street is just one big downtown shopping district.

Expedia already has the add-on fees visible, maybe not on the first search-result page, but well before you pay. I wonder if they’ll bother to scrap that.

I don’t know who the last team was to have two 10+ WAR players in a given season and still miss the playoffs, but I know who the next one is.

I also know a guy on a backup list who stands by at the ready during every performance just in case.

what the fuck