I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.

The Warriors are in last place though.

Go back to school, herb:

I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

I’m super excited to see how Gar/Pax will fuck this kid up.

I want everyone to take a step back and think to themselves, “did I get excited over Nikola Mirotic before he came over to the US and curled a fat’n foul one right on the United Center’s hardwood?”.

#TeamDiagonal

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

As Chris Webber famously answered the offensive notion of Kahn comparing Milicic’s game to Webber’s...

Terrible? According to David Kahn, he was manna from heaven.

A tangent about the “leaving the bench” rule—it decimated the Pistons in the game following the Malice at the Palace, turning a Detroit-Charlotte match-up I went to a few days after into a very weird double-OT thriller. Smush Parker started! Lindsey Hunter played 40 minutes! Back-to-back Rasheed Wallace 3s tied the…

Why do you hate the sun?

cubs yanks world series.

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

I would sacrifice every episode of Rick & Morty that has been or ever will be for one more season (or, hell, even one more episode) of Community. There, I said it. I’m not ashamed.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.