I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Hey now, “Because ESPN is run by dipshits” is a perfectly good reason!

My favourite.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

Well, this article is a great example.

What about Illinois?

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

Kickstarter for a time machine to bump off Adam Sandler in 1994?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Sure, for non-parallel park spaces, you could do this without the lift.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

It is kind of stupid that 6 teams play at once.

Fuck this guy. I’m not going to be happy until he’s wearing stripes!

Hey Trump! Stick to politics.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Yeah not sure what that dude is smoking.

I prefer to own cars that are more than just a rolling Check Engine Light.