I’m super excited to see how Gar/Pax will fuck this kid up.

I want everyone to take a step back and think to themselves, “did I get excited over Nikola Mirotic before he came over to the US and curled a fat’n foul one right on the United Center’s hardwood?”.

#TeamDiagonal

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

As Chris Webber famously answered the offensive notion of Kahn comparing Milicic’s game to Webber’s...

Terrible? According to David Kahn, he was manna from heaven.

A tangent about the “leaving the bench” rule—it decimated the Pistons in the game following the Malice at the Palace, turning a Detroit-Charlotte match-up I went to a few days after into a very weird double-OT thriller. Smush Parker started! Lindsey Hunter played 40 minutes! Back-to-back Rasheed Wallace 3s tied the…

Why do you hate the sun?

cubs yanks world series.

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

I would sacrifice every episode of Rick & Morty that has been or ever will be for one more season (or, hell, even one more episode) of Community. There, I said it. I’m not ashamed.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

It’s pretty amazing how many people in Chicago think that there is an ‘n’ in Trubisky’s name.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Hey now, “Because ESPN is run by dipshits” is a perfectly good reason!

My favourite.

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou