Well, this article is a great example.

What about Illinois?

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

Kickstarter for a time machine to bump off Adam Sandler in 1994?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Sure, for non-parallel park spaces, you could do this without the lift.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

It is kind of stupid that 6 teams play at once.

Fuck this guy. I’m not going to be happy until he’s wearing stripes!

Hey Trump! Stick to politics.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Yeah not sure what that dude is smoking.

I prefer to own cars that are more than just a rolling Check Engine Light.

- Wayne Gretzky

Since I know you’re wondering:

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

hahaha right?

It’s true. Hard to believe now, but in the 80's and early 90's the Coliseum was considered one of the finest parks in MLB. Granted, this was in comparison to the likes of the Astrodome and Three Rivers Stadium, but still.