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Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Yeah not sure what that dude is smoking.

I prefer to own cars that are more than just a rolling Check Engine Light.

- Wayne Gretzky

Since I know you’re wondering:

Good to see I’m not the only one still desperately clinging to MsPaint as their go-to photo editor at work.

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

hahaha right?

Nah. Hell, Dolphins were even in the playoffs last year! When’s the last time 2 AFC South teams were in the playoffs at the same time?

It’s true. Hard to believe now, but in the 80's and early 90's the Coliseum was considered one of the finest parks in MLB. Granted, this was in comparison to the likes of the Astrodome and Three Rivers Stadium, but still.

They ruined this view to build Mt Davis to lure the Raiders back, only to have the Raiders eventually leave them again. Idiots.

Nissan Rogue. My god, I don’t see the appeal. Underpowered, outdated interior, and the epitome of America’s decline into the normalization of crossovers.

the blue jays recorded two strike outs and a ground out in the bottom of the 10th while leading—and lost the game.

ha! Good point.

I have to add, your decision not to watch the Bears anymore makes you a Lesser Putz, not a Bigger Putz.

I thought you were quoting something I said in the Bears preview.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

At least you still have hope. There is no hope at Soldiers Field.

“Every morning there’s a halo hangin’ from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed.”