Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

My first ticket was for 80 in a 55 at age 18. Suspended for 6 months. Thank fucking God I retrieved the mail that day and saw the letter from the DDS before my parents did.

ENOUGH ABOU TTHAT SHIT, PANARIN AND HJALMARSON HAVE BEEN TRADED. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME. NO NONONONOOO

You don’t already have that tattoo?

He might not and that would suck, but the Bears went out and they got the guy that they felt will send them in the right direction. If it works out, they’ll look like geniuses, if it doesn’t, Ryan Pace will never find work again. The Bulls didn’t even watch Markkanens workouts....

Huge difference is that the Bears pick may actually pan out and they recovered lost picks later in the draft. Now, if the Bears traded away the rest of their picks for a few million dollars and then traded Jordan Howard away for nothing, then you’d have what the Bulls just did

I am straight-up never going to tire of the “getting hit by” runner. I hope on my deathbed, my demented, Alzheimer’sy self reads an article about “Early 21st century presidents, ranked” that ends “6. Getting hit by a Glorbulon Freighter.

No 2+2 Testarossa, but the later 456 was a 2+2. So was the 612. Ferrari made a number of 2+2s in the ‘50s and ‘60s: 250GTE, 330GT, 365GT, 365GTC/4.

I read once - and of course that immediately makes it hearsay - that one of the Ferrari of NA chapter’s Presidents actually preferred and drove a Mondial because it had back seats for his two kids. Recall that the only other period 2+2 that Ferrari built was the 400/412. If you don’t know what the 400/412 is Google it…

I bet Sergio hid a merger agreement in there somewhere. Read the fine print!

But they traded up to get Shit.

Just what Gar Foreman needs, more opportunities to draft. Teague, Valentine, Snell, McDermott, Portis. Shit.

Hadn’t even heard of it. It’s on the list now. Thanks!

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

That’s some impressive dad reflexes and strength by J.T. Snow.

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

If all you want to do is go moderately fast in a straight line with an insane amount of torque steer, then yes. For everything else, no. The platform had the same stiffness as overdone linguine, and therefore handled like crap.

I’d say the Dream Team. Because that team was comprised of arguably the best players in the NBA (at that time) plus Christian Laettner. That was players 1 through 11.

Two of the five best players in the league today (both of whom blew 3-1 playoff leads last year) against two of the five best players of all time who would kill their mothers to win a scrimmage game...yeah, I’m going Dream Team on that one.