This is the first time I’ve seen the Dream Team vs. Warriors hypothetical, and I love it. It is a HELL of a lot more interesting than the tired Warriors vs. 96 Bulls, which is ultimately a “different era/different styles/different team construction” situation where it’s sort of impossible to come up with anything…

The Dream Team, because most of the problems with the Warriors are answered by having multiple top-50 all time talents on deck. Like “the Warriors can run your big man off the floor!” Sure, but not if that big man is 1992 David Robinson they can’t. “The Warriors have superior ball movement” - not vs. a team with Magic…

Not very. There is no fire and the chimps smolder slowly. You can barely tell it’s even giving off smoke. You can’t use lump hardwood.

Not very. There is no fire and the chimps smolder slowly. You can barely tell it’s even giving off smoke. You can’t…

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

Boxers, and a CVT Pathfinder?

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

You need a fidget spinner...

As a person who votes against their own self-interest routinely, this article makes me irrationally angry. The liberal media (any news outlet who uses cogent reasoning to disprove a white American’s misplaced anger) was never this harsh to Obama. You are still upset about Hillary’s loss. Excuse me while I finish…

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

CP, but I would most assuredly NOT want a Chrysler Sebring.

Yeah I should have been more clear that I meant closer to Toronto.

Basically, he’s the only reason to watch a Braves game.

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

I wish I could give you more stars.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Yes, this was a learning experience on multiple levels. With that out of the way:

He has had it for 11 years and it burns 3 quarts of oil a day.