You need a fidget spinner...

As a person who votes against their own self-interest routinely, this article makes me irrationally angry. The liberal media (any news outlet who uses cogent reasoning to disprove a white American’s misplaced anger) was never this harsh to Obama. You are still upset about Hillary’s loss. Excuse me while I finish…

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

So you’re saying it’s basically only good for identifying hot dogs, and not hot dogs? Did Jain Yang program Blippar?

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

CP, but I would most assuredly NOT want a Chrysler Sebring.

Yeah I should have been more clear that I meant closer to Toronto.

Basically, he’s the only reason to watch a Braves game.

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

I wish I could give you more stars.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Yes, this was a learning experience on multiple levels. With that out of the way:

He has had it for 11 years and it burns 3 quarts of oil a day.

Yeah these guys are fun... ad says $10k in new parts, I’d say hire a real mechanic...

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

I have 235K on mine...:)

Rick Perry will solve this, just as soon as he looks up “plutonium” on Wikipedia.

Postings like this are probably why it is good I don’t have F you money. I’d have a garage full of Subaru Brats, odd gigantic barge wagons from the 70's, a 90's Roadmaster Estate with a big block swap for no reason, obscure Mazdas, a Nissan Figaro, and probably a diesel Mitsu Delica star wagon for good measure. Jay…

You misspelled “Knicks.”

The electorate generally has the attention span of a goldfish. The electorate also doesn’t give a shit about things like decorum and sensibilities. What this bill allows those House chuds to do is go back to their shitbag chud constituent base and say they did something. Even if the Senate kicks this completely out…