Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Pekka Rinne has two more points than every Blackhawk in the playoffs.

So they have to trade Russ next year right? He’s not going to stay in bumfuck nowhere with a terrible roster and they have to try and get something of value back.

Emunds lists a private seller appraisal for this car at $2001.

Note the plate on Orlove’s Baja.

Yo, Joe Thomas is a first ballot HOFer. You can dog on the Browns all you want, but the man has suffered enough already by being on this god forsaken team for his whole career, at least give him his props.

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

Moose irl rn.

It’s ok. It turns out he was on a companion fare so this level of conduct is totally acceptable under terms of contract.

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

You try playing inside an alien spaceship sometime and tell me how well you do.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

But enough about Jimmy Clausen.

Even if it wasn’t ugly, what’s the likelihood of a new brand competing with Nike/UA/etc.? Lavar’s really doing a disservice to his son’s earning power, because the sensible thing would’ve been to grab an established brand’s sponsorship.

There is just so much going on in this that I want baroque painting of it. The ref, the dunk, the entire Pistons bench wide-eyed like they just witnessed the next 9/11. It’s all so delicious.

I hope not. White Sox are.... mostly fine?

Chicago, Chicago, and Chicago.