“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Wish i could star this twice.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Drew is copying and saving faster than Melania Trump!

Don’t say her name. They’ll start the 500 days thing again.

impossible. there’s nothing bad you can say about Jay Cutler. that man is perfect in every way. I am, of course, lying.

BPD has never once assumed they were being dispatched to arrest the white guy.

the 2005 Chicago White Sox are one of the 10 best baseball teams of all time

Molitor required an eight-hour surgery and had her jaw wired shut

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Lack Of SUVs Hurts Hyundai Again

Then again it’s Chicago so there are plenty of other bullets to be dodged.

I should have added a /s

Indeed. Because the Wonderlic is serious business.

I used to see him when I lived in San Antonio. He is still cut and gorgeous.

As a Bulls fan, I really don’t know what to think about all this action the last couple days. I figured they’d try to get really bad, and have lots of money freed up for what is said to be a really deep draft and free agent class. Does all this make them a 45-50 win team? Does having 3 guards in your starting lineup…

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

This is probably an ignorant question, but how does that happen? I was under the impression that you can do almost anything to a gun outside of pulling the trigger (drop it, slam it, throw it, etc.), and it would refrain from firing. Was I totally misinformed about this or did he somehow pull the trigger (backwards) th…