“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Wish i could star this twice.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Drew is copying and saving faster than Melania Trump!

Don’t say her name. They’ll start the 500 days thing again.

impossible. there’s nothing bad you can say about Jay Cutler. that man is perfect in every way. I am, of course, lying.

BPD has never once assumed they were being dispatched to arrest the white guy.

the 2005 Chicago White Sox are one of the 10 best baseball teams of all time

Molitor required an eight-hour surgery and had her jaw wired shut

~_~

Lack Of SUVs Hurts Hyundai Again

Then again it’s Chicago so there are plenty of other bullets to be dodged.

I should have added a /s

Get a whole desperate phone just for that Twitter account. Put it in a special case with an eagle on it. Refer to it as the Justice Phone.

Indeed. Because the Wonderlic is serious business.

I used to see him when I lived in San Antonio. He is still cut and gorgeous.

Of course there was no looting, it is Japan, not New Orleans, Houston, Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Los Angeles...... Wait, I see a trend.

As a Bulls fan, I really don’t know what to think about all this action the last couple days. I figured they’d try to get really bad, and have lots of money freed up for what is said to be a really deep draft and free agent class. Does all this make them a 45-50 win team? Does having 3 guards in your starting lineup…

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

And the one about Atheists never being able to resist telling everyone what they don't believe in...