Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

I want this a lot, however, how does a car this big has such little rear leg room? It doesn’t even look like you could fit a modern (rear facing) car seat in there. There goes any chances of convincing the wife

- Michael Scott

I’m as dumb as the rapist who’s painted himself as the victim because I made a joke about his intelligence?

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

Totally like if my dad went to the White House. So alike I’m gonna go call him and make sure my dad hasn’t been moonlighting with the Broncos. (post Homer Simpson ownership phase)

I wonder if there are groupies for a gig like that. There must be single mom’s who are so grateful for 20 minutes of peace that they develop some sort of attraction to these guys.

I had to Starr this post.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

With as many gun owners in the USA as there are I’m sure it’s way less than 9 of 10 that don’t know. And then there are all those people that have piercings... I find it hard to believe that people make it out of high school without hearing the term in their physics or integrated physics/chemistry class. I assume…

The best part of this ludicrous situation is that, the batter, Travis Shaw’s nickname is “The Mayor of Ding Dong City.”

I call that pregaming in the Tinder Age.

Ever done a Mountain Dew Float with vanilla frozen custard? At least one good thing came of my first afterschool job.

Shows what you know. The ‘Steamers were from Cleveland.

*Checks Wikipedia* but the ‘46 Steamrollers didn’t even win any- ohhhhhhhhhh I get it!

‘94 Rockets? They wouldn’t beat the ‘16 Warriors,

By definition, it is.

You’re right, it’s more of a way of life.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

sweet.