I just spoke with the Bellevue Police - turns out the driver of this car had decent credit, and was doing something interesting right before this picture was taken. I think we can rule out the Journey...

I assume whoever brings a rental car will win, correct?

I think my dad gave me the best investing advice - invest in a company that you like, make sure you do your homework and know exactly what they do, invest only what you can afford to lose, and just sit on it and let the market do its thing.

Oh man - if only Past Ley knew what Future Ley knows now...

Alone... with another man!?!?!

I think you mean “shitting the urinal”, no?

“We will bitcoin our influencers in order to #content.”

Abele just released a statement this morning that the app would now “pivot to disrupt the blockchain while promoting synergy”.

Where has this video been hiding all my life?

But guys - Pence said “Hoosiers don’t discriminate” that one time (whatever the fuck that means)... surely that counts for something?

Starring Eli Manning as Louis Tully.

This is both true, and not that hot of a take.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Can they tear down and rebuild that Portillo’s across the street next? Whoever designed their drive-thru needs to be publicly shamed and then exiled to Indiana.

Compromise: Mount a projector facing a wall in the bar somewhere - if there is a monumental sporting event going on (Cubs in the World Series, for example), turn that sucker on - no need for sound if you don’t want it, but the option should be there via the bar’s speakers. Otherwise, if the place is supposed to be…

Wasn’t there a place under the Damen Blue Line stop in Wicker that played old movies on TV? Can’t think of the name of it, I think it might have closed...

Yep...that’s the stuff right there...

Is there only one architect designing high school gyms in America?

I would love to own a decent Comanche one day for less than $12,000.

TIL ESPN and Deadspin are the same thing