OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

That alternate Kings logo is fucking sweet

Jet Force Gemini

They should do one of those no-helmet no-pads type leagues... seriously, I would watch the shit out of that, and it would be safer to boot.

Guys, we need to simmer down for a second here - this man disobeyed a Judge’s order to speak English in his courtroom, this is why he is getting in trouble. Mr. Ka’Eo understands and speaks English, the Judge does not speak Hawaiian - therefore the Judge made a ruling that the proceedings would be held in English.…

Half of these scenarios have happened to me in my adult life.

HQ is dumb - are we really dropping everything we’re doing twice a day for the chance to not win $1.75?

I know Fox Sports and Fox News are technically different entities, but god damn they are both fucking terrible at what they do...

Trump: “Alexa... Batman”

Full disclosure: I’ve only been to NYC twice in my life. I actually kind of liked parts of Brooklyn, but Manhattan can eat a bag of dicks.

I’m surprised she didn’t try to pin this on Alexa...

My old car when I was still a living with my folks was a former rental Chevy Cobalt. It was a hateful, tiny, uncomfortable car, that, despite being absolutely joyless to drive, never broke down on me and always got me where I needed to go. It was cheap, reliable transport, so I really shouldn’t complain. Anywho, after…

When did Vince Carter join the Kings?

Their house has a gravel driveway and so, so, so many stairs. Specifically designed to deter wheelchair bombers.

If these people are so worried about terrorist attacks, I’d be happy to live in their units while they safely stay on my Aunt and Uncle’s farm in Minnesota - completely elevator free on the farm, should have no issues living out the rest of their lives in safety.

I’m not into drifting, but would love to own a Vette... I’m guessing that re-titling a flood car to drive on the street is a huge pain the ass though...

Ok, but what if we made it really tall, and put coyote rollers on top? Check-mate, King me.

At this point the NBA might as well make Washington a permanent 5 seed in the East, and then give the 4 seed a first round bye.

Very surprised at Splinter articles today - Dems got 6 years of CHIP in exchange for giving the GOP 3 weeks to figure out a way to also give them DACA. They lost no leverage, and I think it’s a pretty sound strategy.

Can we get an update on the headline here? This really isn’t as bad as it seems per the reasons listed in the comments.