Blowout:

BREAKING: COWBOYS SIGN ROBBY ANDERSON TO 1 YEAR $13 MIL DEAL

Qdoba is garbage and you should be ashamed of yourself for even bringing that up.

This is nothing. Everyone stop trying to make this a thing. It is nothing.

I’m in Chicago, but I felt the tremors, so I can confirm this story...

Oof, Michael Richards looks terrible

2018 NFC Championship

This is probably the first compilation video I’ve watched without incognito mode on...

I bought my wife a portable battery and she doesn’t charge that either...

Everyone at the 7-11 thought I was crazy for decanting my MD 2020...WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?

Trust the Process the YMCA jumpshot.

Of course, none of this matters since we’re all in the Matrix anyways...

cruises are not fun, and the fact that people seek them out as a type of vacation baffles me

Yeah, disrupt money!

Maybe Ford had something interesting planned, but then they got ransomware-d and refused to pay the hackers out of principle, so instead they just threw this together real quick, last minute...

My dog always gives me this look like:

Why do people keep associating these words with hatred and ignorance instead of with rich, deep Southern (Ohio) heritage and history?

ok, that makes sense then - by that I mean everything up to the “wipers turning on when you open the door” part, but yeah, everything else checks out.

I drive an Avalon - its not an enthusiast’s car by any stretch, but its comfortable, has decent power, and gets about 30 mpg on the highway. Solid car if you’re looking for a big sedan, would recommend.

Why would wipers get turned on when the door opens? Shouldn’t they go on once the car is turned on? (Does a Tesla need to be “turned on”? I honestly have no idea...)