God dammit he sucks SO hard...

I just assumed profanity was normal in the office...

I thought I was the only one...

Nine hits, eight earned runs, and two homers was ironically also the stat line for the entire Cubs Posteason roster this year...

I don’t have speakers on my computer at work, but I assume the message just sounded like a wet KFC fart?

If YouTube comments could wear a fedora, they would.

What’s a good gift for a Dad who doesn’t want anything?

Milwaukee is actually a really nice alternative to flying out of Chicago.

If you had the opportunity to design brand new uniforms for an existing professional sports franchise, which team are you re-designing, and what are you changing?

I have been to NYC twice in my life, first to visit friends in Brooklyn, and then last weekend I spent 3 days in Manhattan. Overall my impression of NYC is...underwhelming. And its not like I don’t like traveling or big cities - I very much do - I just came away from both trips thinking that New York is a little…

Apparently actually winning anything wasn’t a top priority for his signing... interesting.

Just...why? What is the downside to knowing bag fees up front?

Phil Burk living up to his reputation for being fuckin’ savage.

I’m glad you brought this up, because I have a question - is Leslie Jones funny? I can’t tell if its just the writing on SNL and most of the movies she’s in letting her down, or if shes just not a funny person...

Pizza has been publicly humiliated by Papa John for 33 years, you don’t hear Pizza whining about it...

There are literally dozens of guys like that

I mean, he knows its probably not gonna happen, its not like he’s delusional about it - just a big fan of the team.

This is such a cool thing - a buddy of mine is on the Blackhawks’ emergency goalie list (I’m assuming with 100s of others) and he always tries to be in Chicago during every home game, just in case.

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Nick Young pump fakes, ranked: