I just got the tracking info for the Liberty+s I kickstarted - pretty excited to try them out.

I just got the tracking info for the Liberty+s I kickstarted - pretty excited to try them out.

Can we just punt all of these Chevy ads into the sun?

The least awful chain pizza is Jet’s.

When we were kids my parents took me and my brother to Medieval Times in Schaumburg. In an unusual move, they let both of us pick something out from the gift shop on our way out. We both ended up with wooden swords (natch), however, upon leaving the gift shop and returning to our Plymouth Voyager it was revealed that…

At what point does one yell “Yahtzee!”?

10/10 would drive a slow car fast than the other way around

Rick Pitino, seen here doing a very convincing Michael Douglas impression...

Ok cool, so you know what I’m talking about - sure it’s not super fast, and I would appreciate the Blue Line being a little nicer than it currently is - but its also, what, $2.50 per ride? I’m ok with that.

I can leave my house in West Town and be inside O’Hare in 45 minutes door-to-door on the Blue Line. Why do we need this?

I’ll give you this: if the Bulls somehow can turn this dumpster fire of a season into something worthwhile via their inevitable lottery pick, then yeah, its not a complete loss this year. However, don’t forget that our front office still is made up of GarPax, and if anyone could ruin a lottery pick, its those idiots.

I guess I look at it like this: I thought they were going to be butt last year, and can’t understand why anyone would renew their season tickets to watch this trainwreck. Of course, that being said, as you mentioned, Chicago is an enormous city and a lot of people are very loyal to the team, so I really should’t be…

Eli Manning is the NFL version of Bob Horry, but with less rings.

Directional* Illinois schools, ranked by location:

The Bulls have offered 50% off tickets at least twice this year. I have never heard of such a promotion for a Bulls game in my entire life - not even in the post-Jordan years.

This is seems like an honest to god, really smart program.  I mean, I suppose you could forge taxi receipts if you really wanted to get free overnight parking, but that would also require you to invest in making phony receipts every time you park downtown, which would probably be a bigger pain in the ass than just…

The NFL is still the No Fun League, but for a different reason now.

this is terrifying

Hold up - no gravy at Black People Thanksgiving?

We all voted for Jay, right?

Yeah, but only for, like, 15 seconds though...