huh - its almost like this whole “NCAA” thing is just a big sham organization put in place to make a ton of money...

I know, right? High five!

-$41 million dollars in Chicago taxpayer money... so far...

“ADMIT IT - THERE IS A REASON YOU WON’T FIX THE ROAD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! THERE’S AN AGENDA!”

Fuck it, I’m playing Mega Millions this week.

I watched a village councilman’s soul get crushed and shit on in real time as he tried to explain to a woman that he couldn’t do anything to fix the potholes in the street by her home, because that road was maintained by the county, not the village. This was apparently not only the wrong answer, but also apparently…

Room temperature take: engagement rings are fine, they just don’t need to be these gaudy extravagant, diamond-studded pieces of jewelry, nor do they have to be exclusively given by a man to a woman.

I 1000% support this.

yeah, I just rattled off the first two SEC teams I could think of, but you get the idea...

You know what would be fun to watch, but will never, ever happen? An SEC team like Alabama or Georgia playing a late season game up north, outdoors, in Winter.

This same uncle also let my brother and I drive one of his tractors (which my brother almost drove off a cliff, requiring said uncle to sprint about 50 yards in order to grab the wheel and stop his nephew from doing his best lemming impression) and his road grader - I’m not sure why he bought it, but its really cool -…

Ok, I love beer, but I can’t stand IPAs. What does that make me?

This is the correct take re: corn on pizza.

This is so fucked up that I don’t have even a slightly witty response to that statement.

Like everyone else, my first driving experience was on my Dad’s lap steering our Plymouth Voyager (with “wood” paneling, natch) in an empty community college parking lot while he worked the pedals.

Are the Bulls the most butt team right now?

A lot of Bulls on that list...

+1 “You’re a good cop, but you’re reckless! The mayor’s gonna have my ass!

I thought we weren’t suppose to fuck coconuts anymore?

If you can show me a vehicle that has the features I want, the body style doesn’t really matter to me all that much. Based on the driving I typically do, I don’t really need the ground clearance or cargo space on an SUV, but if one had all the features I was looking for and was available at my price point, then sure,…