People not creeping into the intersection on turns is another one that drives me crazy. If you’re in the left turn lane without an arrow, but no red light, creep into the intersection a bit so more than 1 car can actually make the turn on the light cycle. I know people who refuse to leave the stop line when turning -…

This was my contribution to the original article too - I have no issue with people riding their bikes on the street, but for fuck’s sake you can’t just ignore the fucking rules because you’re “not a car”.

I didn’t know that Eli Manning saved 6 cents a gallon on gas by driving to the next county over.

Do you think the guy just stared at the back of this thing when he was done silently and just whispered to himself “...fuck...tailgate...”?

“I don’t understand why everyone’s getting so upset - its not like I called them ni-”

I’ve always assumed that as long as I finish my wife is just happy that I’m happy...

“He was just trying to get through the crowd” is not an excuse for running people over. You can go another way, you can lay on your horn, you can call the police (they were nearby!) if you feel threatened - you don’t have carte blanche to hit people with a car just because they’re in the street when they aren’t…

So they’re just going to swap Girardi for Baker, right? This is just going to happen, isn’t it?

That’s more than 7 teams total payroll for 2017.

So if instead of me suing you, I offer you binding arbitration to settle our disagreement. Only I get to choose the arbitrator. And he just happens to be on my payroll. And is my brother. And if you don’t agree to these terms, then you get nothing. This is somehow better than taking someone to court?

I have no real reason for this, but for some reason I can’t stand the Dodgers. They have fun young players and are very good, but I always want to see them fail, even before they murdered the Cubs this year, and I can’t really explain why that is.

FALSE!

If you ride your bike on public roads, you need to follow the rules of said roads and not ride around like a jackass. Also, if you ride your bike on the sidewalk in Chicago you are an asshole.

Dammit...c’mon kinja!

I’m banned from Holiday Inn Express, does that count?

I am by no means an expert on this, but as far as I understand even though punters do technically kick the ball, they aren’t necessarily great field goal kickers or kick off experts as it is a completely different motion and skill set between kicking and punting. So if this DB has at least some experience kicking…

Backpack Porpingus

Idk Tom, something tells me that Marshawn Lynch doesn’t really give a shit about David Carr... Derek Carr, maybe, but probably not David...

I didn’t realize that the Cubs have had a lead in every game of this series. It certainly doesn’t feel like it.