That was also his only hit in the entire series to go along with 3 strikeouts (albeit in only 6 plate appearances). He’s basically unplayable outside of a PH appearance right now (or as a DH if they make the WS), especially with Zobrist, Almora, and Martin playing fine defense in the field and actually getting on base.

If the Cubs and Yankees both make it, instead of playing a 7 game series, they should just have Judge and Schwarber take turns hitting until one of them can actually put a ball in play.

A few things as a Cubs fan:

Whats the worst thing to eat before getting food poisoning? My only real bad experience with food poisoning was after eating a extremely spicy sandwich which led to me violently throwing up and shitting all over my in-law’s guest bathroom. It was as painful as it was disgusting - muy caliente.

He’s like Kyle Schwarber if Kyle Schwarber could actually play defense.

Saying the Midwest sucks because you didn’t like spending time in Cleveland is like saying “watermelon sucks because I only ate the rind”.

We shouldn’t let this distract us from the things that matter though: trolling Trevor Bauer until he blocks you on Twitter.

Ummm, please don’t get high and drive. Seriously? Don’t be a fucking idiot - just watch Netflix until you fall asleep like a normal person or call a Lyft. The fuck is wrong with people?

The first time I got pulled over in high school “Kanye’s Workout Plan” was playing in my car... I can’t listen to that song anymore because it makes me think that my Dad is going to kill me.

I think we’re focusing on the wrong thing here re: letters as logos. It’s not the letter, its the font that makes all the difference:

Is it not Mintch Trubisky?

I’m 6'6" and fairly coordinated - where do I sign up?

If coming in via an airport, take the train into the city. Gets you from Midway or Ohare to downtown in a fraction of the time or cost that a cab or Lyft can do it in.

+5 Nations

Pictured, Phil Mushnick:

I’m curious to know how many vegetarians avoid Buffalo Wild Wings and KFC because of the cooking oil and gravy...

That seriously blows my mind that not one, but TWO other states could be more terribly run than Illinois. I mean, we have a prison just for governors...

This is true - 538 ranks Illinois as the 3rd (!) most corrupt state in the the union after aggregating the different criteria (article is from 2015 https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ranking-the-states-from-most-to-least-corrupt/). Things aren’t good here in Illinois, so I can’t even imagine what kind of government…

Wait - is Hardee’s considered Black Burger King?

Roberson shot 13.97% for the game.