I drank soooo much at my wedding - tequila even, as our specialty cocktail was a Mexican twist on a Moscow Mule and named after our dog - and remember the whole thing clearly. Once the reception was over, some friends took my wife and I over to a bar to keep celebrating, and I promptly fell asleep in a corner.…

This wasn’t me driving, but we once had a truck driver on one of our loads barely make it to a truck stop to re-fuel (good!) and then forget to set his parking brake and blew the whole gas station up (bad!). Somehow, no one got hurt in all of that, which is good.

Nah... we know.

The most shocking takeaway for me from today’s NPCP is that Maserati makes 5 different models in the US. Before I read that I could only think of 2.

Those wheel “arches” are for aerodynamics... you get a lot better mpgs with those incorporated into the body. That being said, they are not great looking, but I get why they’re there.

A friend of mine after watching this hit said something along the lines of “that’s just a hard hit... its just football”.

Guys - the answer is clear... Relegation to the G-League for the bottom 3 teams... You are welcome America.

I have a Galaxy S7 Edge on Sprint and get the “potential spam/scam” notifications on my phone without paying extra for it. I just assumed it was an Android feature.

I would actually be more likely to vote for a mayor who told a professional sports franchise looking for a hand out to “shove it”.

I prefer the original:

Its almost as if NBC is trying to turn Megyn Kelly into a real life Jenna Maroney now that Netflix is taking 30 Rock away from us.

In an interview this morning Pitino thanked the university for allowing him to have his 15 seconds of fame.

Killing Hitler can be a stretch goal.

I’m more shocked that this came from Lester and not John Lackey.

Too many buttons on the steering wheel.

Ohhhhh, so that’s why DePaul didn’t land Brian Bowen...

This makes me think of this body shop by my house that has a 72 roadrunner just rotting away on their lot. Hasn’t moved in like 3-4 years, no idea about any of the specs, but I have been tempted to email them about it since I moved to the neighborhood. This article is a sign, I’m going to see if that thing is for…

There is literally nothing wrong with a Camry.

I don’t even know what to make of this... god he sucks so hard.

Do we consider Fred McGriff “a guy”? I think he’s “a guy”...