It still won’t say “I love you”, but has told you it’s no longer seeing other people and deleted Tinder off it’s phone.

Cool, I’ll set up the Kickstarter, you bring the beer...

Hold up... battery trucks that go around to parking garages in the city or lots at events though...? I’d get behind that idea.

I mean, the reason why Uber can’t conform to reasonable safety standards or regulations is because they aren’t making any profits (revenue, yes - profits, no). They can’t afford to license and insure their drivers (and why would they, they aren’t even their drivers - they’re all “Independent Contractors”). Likewise,…

I have to hand it to the Brits: “Bellend” is fantastic slang for “penis”.

I doubt he’ll ever be behind bars though - that’s the field and back judges’ job.

There are some real cool cars in those pics (if I had somewhere to put it, I would snag that 2002 in a heartbeat), BUT there’s also a LOT of junk up there.

The Dodge Attitude... When the Avenger just isn’t terrible enough...

Pfffttt, please. This whole “Corruption in Chicago” thing is so overblown. I’ve lived here my whole life and I only have 3 pensions from jobs that I never worked, just like any normal person would...

Pictured: Burneko writing this article.

So, we’re all on the same page here, right? There is no difference between a GMC and Chevrolet vehicle, correct? It’s just GM’s way of charging a bit more for a Silverado.

Holy shit - where in Chicago is parking $30k a year? Maybe I’ve just been lucky since living here as an adult with a car, but my last apartment in River North had a parking garage in the building that was like $100/month, and my condo now in West Town has a gated lot. That seems like waaaaayyyy too much to pay for…

Oh hey, this just happened to me on my way home from Paris. Keep in mind that the procedure is different depending on what country your are flying out of, so for me, I went through security normally, but then had to get to the gate early for a very thorough second screening on the jetway before anyone had boarded. It…

Culver’s if you’re in the midwest.

So John Lackey and Wilson Contreras got ejected today - are they just chilling in the clubhouse until the game is over? Do you think they’re hanging out together? I feel like if that was the case it would be super awkward, mainly because John Lackey seems like an asshole.

I know what HamNo thinks about compression tights - what about you guys? I’m on board; I have bad knees and they are noticeably less sore when I wear them to the gym or when playing sports. I fully understand that this may be completely made up in my mind and that I may look ridiculous. I’m ok with this. Thoughts?

I assume in the future that history textbooks will have a short chapter called “2016-2020" which will be just one sentence that says “All of America went on vacation - punch was served. Barack Obama went to go manage a Dairy Queen.”

Please, for the love of God, Trump - stick to sports...

This list is a god damn abomination. Be better than this Laura.

This is fucking adorable.