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So you answer every Mike’s question except me? That’s cool, I see where I stand now...

My dad bought my Cobalt from Grossinger... when he asked the sales guy why there were extra fees on the paperwork over what he was quoted as an out-the-door price the salesman responded with “oh, those are the hidden fees, I can’t waive those”. So my dad got up and left, and this grown man chased him into the parking

“Spent whole life in desert, NO RUST! Needs small repair to machine guns, but do not have time - need it gone!!!1!!”

After spending my entire life driving into and out of Chicago on Illinois’ toll roads, I feel qualified to say that anyone pushing for further privatization of our roads and infrastructure can go fuck themselves.

I’m not particularly into SVXs in general, but this is a clean example of a cool car that you don’t see everyday, at a reasonable price. NP all day.

Math checks out.

Pump the brakes, or prime the pump...?

I was half tempted to just call the Suburban guy and ask what he wanted for the thing. It did look like it had been recently painted, but other than that it looked like a fairly stock 1990-ish Chevy... who knows?

How does an Insight with a K-series swap cost $27,000? Also, if I was going to spend $27,000, why would I buy an Insight with a K-series swap? #ikn0wWhatiHaven0l0ballrz

Yeah! It should be AT LEAST a double fuck, if not a triple fuck for the Bears...

Man... is there any reason to be optimistic about anything if you’re a DC sports fan?

This is actually a great point: I very much enjoyed watching this years NCAA final, and have gone to a bunch of DePaul Women’s games when I was a student (they were fun and the team was good!), but wouldn’t even know where to find a WNBA game on TV, and I’m not schlepping out to Rosemont to watch a basketball game (or

Does anyone else think that the new Alfas are all kind of ugly looking? Mainly its just that front end... I think it looks terrible, everything else is pretty good.

Snorts line of protein powder

Yeah, that’s a sweet truck

Are we considering this to be beef? 

Can someone please Photoshop me a colts AFC South Runner-Up Banner with Bill Clinton’s face on it?

“I was just informed by my advisers that plutonium is ‘totally fucking gay’ and therefore this situation needs to be taken very seriously. Can’t have that get out and contaminate the surrounding areas.”

If the dude is flexible on the price, I’d say NP.