Yeah, same - I’ve recently been scouring craigslist for a clean Toyota T100... yeah, idk either, but the want is strong.

God I hate those pajama jerseys - they don’t look god on any team. Not sure what the fuck Adidas was thinking.

Gar-Pax said the Bulls need to get younger and more athletic - what better way to do that than signing a past-his-prime point guard well into his 30s...?

Can anyone tell what he’s driving... I’m genuinely curious.

Clearly, the thing to do here is to wait a few more years until his skill-sets really start declining and then have the Bulls sign him to a max contract.

Not kid related (also, I think I may have told this story before on an old burner account, but whatever), but in college I took this girl out on a date and she got way too drunk way too quick so I decided to just call it a night and take her home. We’re cruising down the Kennedy back towards the North Shore and she…

I got hit in the back playing football in High School, and basically bounced my head of the turf when I hit the ground. I remember laying on the ground and just being absolutely dazed when the trainer came over. She told me 3 things to remember, and about 15 minutes later asked me to repeat them to her. I got 2/3…

I mean, that makes sense I probably got concussed a bunch when I was playing sports as a kid, but was always ready to go for the next game. At the time, it really wasn’t a big deal, the trainers made me pass a couple tests, and boom - ready to play again later that week. People really shouldn’t freak out about this,…

Still better than Joe Buck.

THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!!

So, what was the end game here for this coach? Someone break this down for me in an Underpants Gnome-style “Step 1, ..., Step 3: Profit”. Thank you in advance.

This is good to know for when I finally take delivery of my McLaren

It’s a cool car - just not even close to being $38,000-cool.

Ah yes, classic French Defense: do your best, and hope you opponent doesn’t notice the Belgium-sized lane to the hoop.

It was honestly so, so gross. They were both in the backseat too, so there was nothing I could do to stop it. I just kind of had to let it happen.

Shockingly, that all came out of him again about 15 minutes later... he was outside though so it was cool - that’s Nature’s problem...

I was driving my nephew and dog around town - dog threw up, causing nephew to throw up, and then dog started eating both parties’ vomit. How I didn’t puke remains a mysterious miracle, but on the plus side, there was less to clean up at the end of the whole ordeal.

I’m taking Amtrak from Chicago to Rochester, NY at the end of May and just upgraded myself to “Business Class” - I assume the experience will be similar, yes?

Hitting .420 over the course of a regular season while only driving in 69 runs shall henceforth be known as “Hitting for the Gronk”

Yeah, I’m down